UN DÎNER PRESQUE PARFAIT EP. 2

UN DÎNER PRESQUE PARFAIT EP. 2


Welcome to the second episode of this cooking show! This week, the well-known Kim Seokjin will be receiving the six candidates in his humble dwelling. The latter became notorious thanks to his show A Meal With Seokjin And also because of this video where he went to a farm and communicated with chickens [Tuto : Getting magical eggs [BAD ENDING]
My dog ate my cam-
Having a nap peacefully] J : Hi friends, today I’m back for a tutorial at a farm It’s a very dangerous place, but as you know I take risks for my subscribers, so there I am They don’t seem really happy to see me though, perhaps I should try co- [Due to some techical problems, I unfortunately had to leave the shooting location for my own safety.
I let you with this pretty seal instead.
Sincerely, The one and only Kim Seokjin.] RM : I made a ranking of people who cook the best according to me V : Can you tell me why I’m at the very bottom? RM : Think of the right questions Taehyung J : I notice that I’m in first position, what a pleasure RM : I just want to say that Jin is a very good cook, and that after Yoongi’s meal, there’s no way he could do worse SG : You criticize but you didn’t leave a crumb Namjoon RM : True J : For this dinner, I thought of an Italian theme, and I want my guests to enjoy the natural and soothing ambiance of my event. That’s the reason why I’ve prepared a little surprise [The next day…] JM : Wtf is this? Can someone tell me when has Seokjin settled down in a fucking forest on the other side of the city? You know I’m okay with reconnecting with nature, but this place gives me goosebumps JK : Namjoon told me it was the forest where Hansel & Gretel was shot What an intellectual JH : It’s so hot that I would even sell Jungkook for an ice cream Look, Jin doesn’t even clean up there Ant : Yo fuck off knucklehead, how dare you film us? Where the hell do you think you are? JH : Heat is starting to get to my head V : No no, you just got victimized by ants JH : It’s written that his house isn’t far from here V : We’ve been walking for three hours, his meal better be delicious [Meanwhile…] SG : I got attacked by a bear and had to help him find his mother I hate you Seokjin [A few hours later, at Jin’s.] V : I’m hungry JH : Can someone tell me where the aperitif is? J : Just before your eyes My aperitif is mostly composed of natural oxygen JM : I beg you, tell me you’re kidding us RM : At first I thought it was just a joke But no, he was serious and really expected us to eat air J : I care about my guests’ safety, that’s why I wanted to make sure that they can breath properly, in order to avoid any death in my dwelling After all, it’s already haunted enough SG : And there are still people who dare to criticize my dinner while I fed them at least Just admit you didn’t have enough money to buy chips and drinks *hahahahaha* JM : Ah fuck I can’t stand being this handsome J : Are you insinuating that I’m poor? At least I didn’t go order at the local kebab like some of you SG : Well at least for my diner there was real food on the table you know RM : Oh shit, here we go again J : So here are spaghettis that I’ve prepared with much love I serve the youngest one first of course JM : He dared serve us spaghettis This dinner party is a complete skit I was thaat close to take my coat and leave JK : The spaghettis reminded me of my childhood, when I used to come back to prepare my lunch at noon I will never forget this dog that I fed spaghettis one day Strangely, I’ve never seen him again afterwards *hahahahahaha* V : I’m really going to lose it He didn’t make any effort for the decoration and had us wear those horrible shirts Sorry but I can’t stand it anymore J : Please cheer me for my efforts *clap clap clap* RM : Alright, have a good choking my friends JH : Thanks, you too JK : Why are your spaghettis so acidic? SG : I must admit they have a strange taste J : It’s because lemon helps purifying your soul I think I unintentionally spilled lemonade in the pan SG : I believe that Jin tried to poison us JK : Rubbish, poison tastes different SG : How do you know that? JK : Guess what, I have acquaintances JH : His spaghettis are delicious either way SG : Are you serious?! Hoseok totally made a scene for my meal last time But when it’s Jin who cooks something inedible, he’s okay with it JH : Is there a problem? SG : I think you’re extremely hypocrite JH : Pardon? V : He said he wanted to eat fries JH : That’s not what I heard J : Yo stop wrangling or I’ll kick you out JM : We are your guests J : Do you think I give a shit? JK : Listen to me I have a riddle What is mandatory but that Jin doesn’t have? JM : Respect for his guests? JK : No, a decoration in accordance with the theme RM : To be fair, he made an effort : There are as many lemons on the cloth as in his dish *hahahahaha* J : I think you’re getting sassy RM : I only tell the truth J : I cooked during the whole morning RM : Mind giving me the oxygen’s recipe then? J : Namjoon and Yoongi only belittled me since the beginning of this reception whereas they can’t even cook an egg JK : I give a 7 for this meal that made me feel many emotions and touched me JM : I was very disappointed by Jin I expected much better coming from him, but I was left hungry for more That’s why I give him 4 SG : The spaghettis were poorly cooked, and the lack of aperitif outraged me Sorry Seokjin, it’ll be a 5 from me JH : I wrapped all the pasta in a tissue when he wasn’t looking It wasn’t edible, and I think it deserves a 3 RM : We went through an entire forest to come at his place, and he didn’t even prepare a decent meal That’s why I only give him 6 V : Sorry but even my dog’s food tastes better than this meal J : It was just a one-time mistake One day I’ll have my revenge, believe me

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