Ultimate Disneyland Food Challenge: Trying All Of The Disney Treats

Ultimate Disneyland Food Challenge: Trying All Of The Disney Treats


– I’m, for no reason at all whatsoever, just gonna eat my way
through Disneyland today. I am armed with antacids because this is gonna be a
heartburn-inducing journey. Stay tuned, I guess. I might die. This gorgeous and thicc dill pickle is just a thing of beauty. It’s also really cold and now I have pickle brain-freeze. It tastes like my childhood. I don’t know why my childhood
tastes like pickles, but it’s so good. We’re going to get a churro at the castle, which is the pinnacle of Disney food. (hip-hop beat) There’s cinnamon up my nose. It’s really good, though. This tastes like if you had a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
but heated it up first and ate it on a hundred-degree day. Highly recommend. I’m about to eat grey stuff (laughs) of “Beauty and the
Beast” “grey stuff” fame. – [Lumiere] ♪ Try the gray
stuff ♪ ♪ It’s delicious ♪ – [Tess] This is the Grey Stuff Twist. A little unclear as to
what’s happening here. I just feel the urge to smell it because it doesn’t look so nice. This is like if you dipped
undercooked Pillsbury dough that you’ve rolled in Oreos into pudding. It’s not a bad thing. I’m just gonna chase that
grey stuff with a little Red Rose Lemonade Freeze, which is so much prettier
than anything I’ve ever seen. We’re walking into Adventureland. At this little tiki stand behind me is the home of the famous
Pineapple Dole Whip, which is what we’re gonna do right now. This is so famous. I feel like I’m in the
presence of a celebrity. I don’t even wanna eat it with a spoon, I just wanna go right in. Oh, it’s so good! Eat it on every 90-degree
day for the rest of my life. Despite the fact that I feel
vaguely like vomiting (laughs), we are going to order a Mickey
Mouse pretzel right now. If you could just hold on for a minute, there is a band so rudely interrupting my gluttonous Disney eating. No, I’m just kidding,
it’s magical and great. (band playing) – If I vomit, will you include
it in the video? (laughs) We just got a three-pack
of Mickey bignets. Insider tip – I’m told: In
order to evenly distribute the sugar – because, God forbid,
that sugar goes to waste – you’ve just gotta shake
it up a little bit. (gasps) They’re really cute! I would just like the start
by saying this is burning hot, which is absolutely something
that should not exist in this park at this point in time. Anyway, he’s powdery,
sugary, and delicious and I really do love him. He’s also hot as (beep), though. (blows raspberry) So we’re here, about to
get creamy clam chowder in a sourdough bread bowl, because, even on a day like today, I’m told it’s a must-have here in Disney. It’s looking pretty dense in there. (hip-hop beat) It’s so good. It tastes like bacon and cream and all the things that good New England clam chowder should taste like. Can I please have the
Mickey ice cream sandwich? (stately music) It’s so great! It’s like an ice cream sandwich but it is lodged in
between my every tooth. Can I just get one corn dog, please? I don’t mean to be dramatic, and I also have no gauge for how the normal width of a corndog – the girth on this feel very large. That’s dirty, I shouldn’t
say that at Disney. Can you look away? It doesn’t feel right to
make direct eye contact while I’m doing this, but — Can I please have one of the
Minnie Ears candy apples? I’m told you can’t come to Disneyland and not have a candy apple. Not only is this extremely heavy, but I already found sprinkles up my nose and I haven’t even taken a bite yet. Oh, God! (laughs) I just tried to sink my
teeth through many layers of miscellaneous sweet
things and I literally couldn’t even get to the apple. I got it! Sticky… And sweet! So, straight off that candy apple debacle, we’re gonna go get a Matterhorn macaroon, which has some kind of
candy snow-type thing and coconuts and whatever and it sounds sweet. (electronic music) We came here with the
intention of only walking away with a Matterhorn macaroon
– which, by the way is extremely heavy and also looks like if my mom set Rosh Hashanah on fire. I said, “It looks a
little bit like if my mom just melted Rosh Hashanah. (laughs) Do you know
what I’m talking about? She’s gonna see this and won’t be happy. It’s fine. There is super dense coconut to the face. It tastes like Passover,
not Rosh Hashanah. Yet another thing that’s just all over me the second I take a bite. (stately music) So now that we’re deep
into this Disney dive, I feel like we I’ve
realized that the best way to get into these is just
to bite from the top, so I might do that, no matter
how ridiculous it looks. Oh, that wasn’t good. Instead of when you split
the Oreo in half and you eat each half, that’s
when you just go right in and it’s just too much. Look at that! That’s – oh my God, what’s in the middle? Lemon curd? Passionfruit? Yes, it is a known
thing that unicorns poop passionfruit flavored,
so that makes sense. So I know I said I was only
gonna stick to Disneyland and eat everything there, but Pixar food – how
could I possibly resist? (hip-hop beat) Tastes radioactive. I mean, it literally tastes like it looks. This cookie is so large and deep, it’s a little intimidating
from the outside. I’m ready to make a mess with it. It’s like if a deep dish
pizza were a cookie. It’s so rich! This is a one-and-done kind of deal. I mean, probably not, I’ll eat more. (hip-hop beat) Alright, I need a quick protein break. I don’t know that I have it in me to get a giant turkey leg so here we are. It’s spicy and super meaty and I’ve honestly never
felt less attractive in my whole life than
when I was just taking a bite of that chicken leg right now. If it were 2 am and I could
choose anything to eat in the entire world, this would be it. I am quite literally dripping – all the things, but
chicken juice included. I don’t care, I don’t care. (mariachi music) This is it, we’ve made it to the end. Just gonna have a Señor Buzz churro and then I’m probably gonna die. It smells as scary as it looks. If you melted down a
million Red Hots and then just coated a churro in them, I guess. I’m scared I might have an ulcer. Oh God! Oh, it hits you in the back. I thought I was fine and now I’m not. It tastes like Red Hots. At this point in time,
I have eaten just about everything there is to eat here. I have the battle scars in the form of chicken juice to prove it. I’m just gonna go lie down somewhere, maybe on a ride, maybe
right here in the street. (laughs) I don’t know. (mariachi music)

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