Potatoes – You Suck at Cooking (episode 74)

We’ll start by washing a potato under cold tap water. Then we’ll fill a pot with water. It can be cold or hot water. Turn on the stove, place the pot on the burner, then put the potato inside the pot. Putting a lid on the pot will make the water boil more quickly. Once […]

Beet Dip – You Suck at Cooking (episode 39)

[ Intro ] Beets are the rocks of the vegetable world, And just like rocks, they grow underground, and also just like rocks, if you apply enough heat, they become soft and edible. Now, you wanna wash the beets with around… 25% tenderness, 35% love, and 40% care, And 0% “I don’t give a care”. […]

3 Easy Chip Dips – You Suck at Cooking (episode 86)

Do you remember, A time when eating chips was pure? When chips and dip were two of the top five things in life, and eating them could make you lose your goddamn mind? When eating chips and dip didn’t come with an Archimedean calculation of whether or not you could afford the calories? It was […]

Lemonade – You Suck at Cooking (episode 91)

Refreshing lemonade, also known as sweet and sour juice, is great because you only need three ingredients: a pitcher, a glass, and lemonade. ([email protected] intro song) We’re gonna start by slicing the lemons in half. And if you don’t have one of those lemon squeezy whatchamacallit, yeppity-doodad thingamajigs, you can instead use a four-prong lemon […]

Modified Mac and Cheese – You Suck at Cooking (episode 53)

When you’re in college getting a balanced meal is tough. But with modified macaroni it’s easy. You only need two things: macaroni and cheese, and a bunch of other stuff. When you cook the noodles be sure to pour them over some limes to infuse them with vitamin C to help prevent scurvy. Now run […]

Lemon Blueberry Scones – You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

These hard soft muffin donut breakfast biscuits are a great way to kick off your day. While getting the maximum amount of sugar and carbs into your body. Which can only be delivered by these cakey cookie bread bun rock croissant snack clumps. *singing* First off, we are making the American style scone. Not the […]

Art Cooking: Frida Kahlo | The Art Assignment | PBS Digital Studios

[MUSIC PLAYING] NARRATOR: Throughout history, food has served as subject matter, inspiration, and, of course, sustenance for artists. Food has also been the art on a number of occasions. Today, we’re going to explore the recipes of an artist who closely identified herself with her birth country of Mexico– its history, its vivid colors, and […]

Easy Cheesy Beefy Lasagna – You Suck at Cooking (episode 89)

Lasagna. Also known as stacked pizza. Also known as flat layered spaghetti and smashed meatballs. Also known as pizza casserole. Also known as savory Rice Krispies squares. Also known as pasta brownies. Also known as mmmmmMMMMMMM YOU SUCK AT COOKING YEAH YOU TOTALLY SUCKᵀᴹ We’re gonna start by browning a pound of ground beef on […]

Corn on the Cob – You Suck at Cooking (episode 45)

It’s corn season and this is around the time that ears make their way up field to spawn in the forest. Oh! You gotta catch ’em quick before, uh… Oh! Before they flop away to get to the forest. You won’t have a chance [grunts] to grab ’em. [grunts again] Whoa. [intro music] This video […]

Pesto – You Suck at Cooking (episode 73)

It’s been called the greatest sauce to ever walk the face of the Earth by me. It’s been called the Italian basil smoothie also by me. It’s been called alien blood sauce by Devin. Rude, Devin! [Devin] Oh, I was– I was just kidding– [YSAC] Be quiet, Devin! (In Italian) You suck at cooking yeah […]