Green Beer (You Suck at Cooking) Episode 87

A long long time ago in Ireland, everyone was sad because it rained all the time. The people went to St.Patrick, which was his birth name and said: “Can you make the rain go away?” He was like “nah, but I can make it more tolerable.” So he invented beer. So people drank beer and […]

Coconut Macaroons – You Suck at Cooking (episode 76)

First thing we’re gonna do is harvest one of the top two most important ingredients of the coconut macaroon, which is the coconut. They swim up here to spawn, and while we’re technically not supposed to harvest spawning coconuts, This is when they taste their richest and milky– Oh, come on. That’s just cheap. *Musical […]

Loaded Baked Potato – You Suck at Cooking (episode 77)

‘kay, I’ve got the potometer fired up, and we’re just gonna find ourselves a nice, juicy… *BING* *punch* Got ’em! ♪ You suck at cooking, yeah you totally suck! ♪♪ If your ground-punching game isn’t that strong, you can also just buy these at the store. aaand you could let your potatoes say goodbye to […]

Binging with Babish: Clay-Roasted Thigh from Hannibal (feat. You Suck at Cooking)

[Hannibal] “Clay roasted thigh and canoe cut marrow bone.” [Abel] “My compliments to the chef.”Hey, what’s up guys? Happy Halloween and welcome back to Binging with Babish, where this week we are cooking with not only human remains, but with clay. Two very challenging mediums. Now I’ve never cooked with clay before so I thought […]

Toasted Tomato Sandwich – You Suck at Cooking (episode 79)

[♫] The toasted tomato sandwich brings us back to a simpler time. A time before smart phones and satellites; A time before algebra and toilets. Back when things were easy. A time when character was built from hard work and hard knocks. Out in the country, where tomatoes come from. And that’s where this sandwich […]

Date Meal [pasta] – You Suck at Cooking (episode 66)

🎵You suck at cooking yeah, you totally suck🎵 When making a date meal, step one is to get over your insecurity because cooking for someone can be intimidating. You gotta dig deep, look into your soul and remember one thing. It’s not gonna happen. They’re probably just in this for the free meal so keep […]

Romantic Chocolate Chip Cookies – You Suck at Cooking (episode 85)

If you’re watching this with your significant other, it’s time to turn to each other and repeat after me: I love you (I love you) But let’s be honest (but let’s be honest )we’re basically friends pretending it’s still there (we’re basically friends pretending it’s still there) and pretending is for children (and pretending is […]

Transcendental Granola – You Suck at Cooking (episode 43)

The first step to making a good granola is to grow out all of your body hair. ♪ You suck at cooking yeah you totally suck ♪ We’re gonna begin by purifying the area with a lavender-citrus spray. Then take three cups of oats and put those in any hand-carved bowl of your choice. Take […]

3 Creamy Popsicles – You Suck at Cooking (episode 90)

[robotic hand noises] If you like popsicles and you like things that come in the shape of a popsicle… …then you’ll *definitely* like popsicles. ♪♫You suck at cooking♪♫ ♫♪Yeah, you totally suck♫♪ The first popsicle we’re gonna make is the pineapplecocohoneynutsicle. We’re gonna take a coconut and we’ll just… [coconut rolling noises] [THUD] …grab that […]

Tightest Budget Cooking – Episode 1: Tomato Tofu

We’re going grocery shopping at Walmart today cause I’m fucking broke, but the last time I was in an Aldi I dropped all my food on the ground cause I didn’t have a quarter to pay for a cart, and, long story short, it was really awkward and the staff saw it, and I don’t […]