Getting Benched as a Cheerleader (ft. Rosebud Baker) – High School Fails

– I showed up for practice one day, I don’t wanna be there, somebody finally told me, “You don’t have the school spirit “to last on this squad.” (upbeat music) I’m Rosebud Baker, and this is the story of how I got benched as a cheerleader. So it’s freshman year, everybody’s got flip phones, everybody’s […]

More Filipino Food | American Kids Try Food from Around the World – Ep 12 | Kids Try | Cut

(playful music) – Yes. – Huh… – It smells good, let me open my eyes now. Okay, it doesn’t smell good. – I… don’t know. – Oh, I love Adobo! – I love Adobo. – I love Adobo! – Wait, is it Teriyaki? – Bleh. – So gross. – Let it stop leaking. (laughing) – […]

Breakfasts | American Kids Try Food From Around the World – Ep 1 | Kids Try | Cut

Oh my gosh. I know I just found a dead fish in it. It was gross. These three things look spicy. (Muffled scream) It make me go like this (Imitates seizures) It’s a peculiar taste. Is that coffee? (Spits) I think it’s weird that kids drink coffee (sips) in Brazil. I hate coffee Are you […]

Kitchen Stories Trailer

Once upon a time, I tried to be a good man, kind-hearted. But somehow it did not work. It just was not for me. So what can I tell you? I can talk to you about nothing. But even if I talk about nothing, then I still talk about something. Night, Steppes, absinth, stars. Nearby […]

Mishaps with Cooking, Part 2: Perfectionism

It’s kind of a thrill though! Like ooh will I survive after this meal? Will I not? Ooh – we’ll find out! [Dramatic gestures] Such a rush! Such a rush in the kitchen every time! [More dramatic gestures] No one can put the same level of scrutiny on you that you put on yourself [Even […]

How to Give a Hate-Filled Blow Job – Sex Fails (feat. Rosebud Baker)

I’m Rosebud Baker and this is the story of how I learned to give the perfect hate blowjob. I grew up reading Cosmo articles. I don’t know who writes these articles. But they write about giving blowjobs like they’re locked in a basement and they got suck their way out. How to blow his [bleep] […]

Coffee | American Kids Try Food from Around the World – Ep 7 | Kids Try | Cut

I think this is from the place you’re a bunch of adults are crazy on coffee, and that will be called Asia. My gosh, I’m not used to drinking fancy drinks like this. Hmm, I’m scared. (Alight, in five seconds take a sip?) I’ll take a puggly any war It’s okay. I can have it. […]

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Chris Cooks Fish

My cooking skills have not progressed since college. I make spaghetti, and eggs, and… – Chris: and fish. – Burnie: There you go. Fish is so complicated to make! – C: No it isn’t, no it isn’t. – Jon: No it’s not. Not my fish. If you just get some fish that are raw – […]

Indonesian Food | American Kids Try Food from Around the World – Ep 13 | Kids Try | Cut

– It’s green like a turtle or crocodile or snake. Cobras are even green. They might eat me! – Let’s see if this is yummy. Huh–red! – I knew that! – I smell something I had before. – Oh, man, and I hated it! It was in preschool! – Tastes like bread. – Doughnuts? – […]

School Lunches | American Kids Try Food From Around the World – Ep 2 | Kids Try | Cut

I apologize in advance; it looks like a big piece of poo surrounded by corn. Wow. Now take a sip. Five, four, three- It’s not milk; I know it’s not milk. You’ve had milk. Blah. I don’t like it. Nope. What did that taste like? I don’t know, but it tastes gross. That is not […]