Dane Cook and Jimmy Compare Embarrassing Headshots

-Welcome back. I’m happy you’re here. How are you feeling? -It’s so good to be back. I feel great. -Yeah. -I feel — You know what? I feel great, but can I just — Can I get right into something that’s been on my mind lately? -Sure, of course. -I’m 47, Jimmy. And — Can […]

Patton Oswalt – Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time – Supermarket Depression

THE LAST TIME IT GOT ME WAS PRETTY CLEVER. I’LL GIVE IT CREDIT. IT WAS A TUESDAY, LIKE 11:00 IN THE MORNING. AND I WENT TO A GROCERY STORE NEAR MY HOUSE. SO, JUST GET THAT VISUAL IN YOUR HEAD. IT’S A GROCERY STORE, 11:00 A.M. ON A WEEKDAY — LIKE SIX OTHER PEOPLE IN […]

Kevin Farley Talks Comedy on the Road While Decorating Cookies | Treat Yourself | Allrecipes.com

– Hi everybody, I’m Kevin Farley and I’m gonna decorate this here cookie to look exactly like me, I think. Maybe we’ll start with some white frosting ’cause I’m white. I don’t have any confidence in this at all. You might recognize my voice from some of the characters on F is for Family. I […]

Dane Cook – Working at Burger King

FIRST JOB I HAD. BURGER KING. [woman laughs] [mocks laugh] [laughter] I’LL COME UP THERE, MA’AM. MY BROTHER GOT ME THE JOB TOO. MY BROTHER GOT ME THE JOB. MM-HMM. HE WAS THE MANAGER, AND HE GOT ME THE JOB. YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE COOL, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE HE’S MY BRO, BUT HE WAS […]

Rodney Dangerfield’s Top 10 Jokes About His Wife’s Cooking

– Oh yeah, my wife can’t do nothin’ right. She can’t cook, the worst cook in the world. Gave my kid alphabet soup, he spelled out help. (audience laughing) What a lousy cook, I mean, how can toast have bones? (audience laughing) She’s a lousy cook, too, she can’t cook at all. I leave dental […]

Kelsey Cook – Homemade Sex Toy – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored – Exclusive

– “Um…I wanted to know what sex felt like, “so I took your manicure tool, and I put it…” [laughter][dark electronic music][bell dinging] Oh. [chuckles] Nicely done. Yes. Mmm. Mmm! [moaning] [piglet whining]♪ ♪[fork clatters]♪ ♪[whining]♪ ♪[whining continues]♪ ♪Your mama’s so delicious.[cheers and applause]She has her own podcast, “Cook’d.” Please give it up for Kelsey […]

Everything Is Complicated | Stand-Up Comedy by Vikramjit Singh

So, before I go ahead I just wanna tell you I do My jokes in English and Hindi both I hope you’re okay with that Because some people are not! This guy met me after a show And said “YOU ARE INDIAN” I said “Erm, yeahh” “Who the hell are YOU?” “PROUD Indian” “Oh” “So […]

Tony Baker – I Hate Flying Out Of LAX | All Def Stand-Up

(laid back music) – I don’t like how stressful LAX is. They need to chill out at LAX. They be turnt up at all times. Calm down man, shit. Calm down, they’d be yelling like when I fly out of Bur- I live in Burbank. When I fly out of there, it’d be smooth sailing. […]

Jo Koy Talks Netflix Comedy Specials and Cookie Decorating | Treat Yourself | Allrecipes.com

– Hey guys, I’m Jo Koy. You might know me from my podcast, The Koy Pond, or my Netflix specials. I’m gonna make some cookies, that look just like me. (bright happy music) Boom! Why did I choose this cookie? It’s the same skin color. First and foremost, let me see with this stuff. Why, […]

Kashmir and Kargil War Ft. Atul Sharma | Standup Comedy

Mujhe pata lag gaya uncle darr rahe hain, Main abhi aur daraunga. Maine bag uthaya, seat pe rakha aur dheere dheere zip kholte huye.. Bashir Bhai! Jis maksad se delhi bheja tha na… Inshallah! Hi Guys! My name is Atul Sharma, I am from Kashmir Sahi hai yaar itne saare log! Humare yahan itne saare […]