How to Wash a Goddamn Dish

– Hi there and welcome to How to Wash Goddamn Dish. If your roommate sent you this video, they’re concerned that you may not know how to get off your ass and wash a goddamn dish for once in your pathetic life. Don’t worry, washing even one fucking dish isn’t that hard. It’s so easy, […]

Mitchell Robbins Washes Dishes

Hi, my name is Mitchell Robbins, I’m 33 years old and I’m not gonna wash the dishes because it’s terrifying and I don’t want the spinny propellers of sudsy death to hit me in the eye or cause me to die. You know, it’d be one thing if I had a faithful friend and the […]

Why Did I Order the Shit Salad? (Hot Date)

(neon sign buzzing) – Folks, we ready? – I am. – (stammering) Yes, you go; I’ll figure it out. – I will have the filet mignon with whipped potatoes. – And for you, miss? – I… will have… the… shit salad. – [Waiter] Thank you. – Shit salad? – I don’t know, I just panicked […]

A Yummy Food Compilation

– Hey everyone. Welcome to Studio C’s compilation video of food. Little secret, since we know everyone loves food, we put it in our videos hoping that more people would watch them. It did not work. – It did not work. – But, you know, it’s still pretty good. – We got to eat food. […]

A Yummy Food Compilation

– Hey everyone. Welcome to Studio C’s compilation video of food. Little secret, since we know everyone loves food, we put it in our videos hoping that more people would watch them. It did not work. – It did not work. – But, you know, it’s still pretty good. – We got to eat food. […]

Getting Benched as a Cheerleader (ft. Rosebud Baker) – High School Fails

– I showed up for practice one day, I don’t wanna be there, somebody finally told me, “You don’t have the school spirit “to last on this squad.” (upbeat music) I’m Rosebud Baker, and this is the story of how I got benched as a cheerleader. So it’s freshman year, everybody’s got flip phones, everybody’s […]

Science Doesn’t Make Food Taste Better

(upbeat music) – [Blynn] All food starts as science. (whooshing) delicious. I experienced the world through math, logic, and problem solving. – Morning Chef. – Oh! I don’t know why but I don’t seem to relate to some of my colleagues. – Blynn was raised by a wired monkey covered with cloth. She was part […]

How to Give a Hate-Filled Blow Job – Sex Fails (feat. Rosebud Baker)

I’m Rosebud Baker and this is the story of how I learned to give the perfect hate blowjob. I grew up reading Cosmo articles. I don’t know who writes these articles. But they write about giving blowjobs like they’re locked in a basement and they got suck their way out. How to blow his [bleep] […]

Oh No, This Restaurant Is Too Fancy

(lively techno music) – Hi. – Hi! – Hey. – Hey! – How you doing? – Good. – [Woman] Oh, have you been in this place before? – No, but it’s close to my office. The menu looks good online. – Good evening, welcome to Une Vert Debe. Do you have a reservation? – No. […]

French Restaurant – Key & Peele

– GOD, THIS PLACE IS SO NICE. – THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF THE BEST FRENCH PLACES IN TOWN. – MM, I DID NOT REALIZE THAT YOU WERE SO CULTURED. – YOU’RE SWEET. MY FRENCH IS PRETTY GOOD, SO I CAN ORDER FOR BOTH OF US. – OOH. – IF YOU’D LIKE. – […]