Science Doesn’t Make Food Taste Better

(upbeat music) – [Blynn] All food starts as science. (whooshing) delicious. I experienced the world through math, logic, and problem solving. – Morning Chef. – Oh! I don’t know why but I don’t seem to relate to some of my colleagues. – Blynn was raised by a wired monkey covered with cloth. She was part […]

How to Give a Hate-Filled Blow Job – Sex Fails (feat. Rosebud Baker)

I’m Rosebud Baker and this is the story of how I learned to give the perfect hate blowjob. I grew up reading Cosmo articles. I don’t know who writes these articles. But they write about giving blowjobs like they’re locked in a basement and they got suck their way out. How to blow his [bleep] […]

Oh No, This Restaurant Is Too Fancy

(lively techno music) – Hi. – Hi! – Hey. – Hey! – How you doing? – Good. – [Woman] Oh, have you been in this place before? – No, but it’s close to my office. The menu looks good online. – Good evening, welcome to Une Vert Debe. Do you have a reservation? – No. […]

French Restaurant – Key & Peele

– GOD, THIS PLACE IS SO NICE. – THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF THE BEST FRENCH PLACES IN TOWN. – MM, I DID NOT REALIZE THAT YOU WERE SO CULTURED. – YOU’RE SWEET. MY FRENCH IS PRETTY GOOD, SO I CAN ORDER FOR BOTH OF US. – OOH. – IF YOU’D LIKE. – […]

Actual Gordon Ramsay Cooking Video

*clap* Right, Gordon Ramsay here to teach you a wonderful, beautiful, healthy, cost-effective meal you can cook in your very own home. Olive oil! Now first you’re gonna want the olive oil in the pan. Just a touch! Then you’re gonna want just a touch of olive oil. Followed by just a touch of olive […]

The Great British Bake Off: Tarts

>>WELCOME BACK TO THE TENT. IT’S WEEK SEVEN, AND THERE’S SIX CONTESTANTS LEFT.>>OUR BAKERS HAVE BEEN TASKED WITH MAKING A PRISTINE CUSTARD TART. BUT WHICH CONFECTIONS WILL BE PERFECTION? THIS IS…>>[TOGETHER] THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF.>>I WON.>>NO, NO, NO.>>ONE, TWO THREE…>>[TOGETHER] GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF.>>OH. ♪♪>>OUR BAKERS WON’T KNOW IFTHEY’VE SUCCEEDED UNTIL PAULAND MARY TRY […]

Meet the World’s Saddest Baker

(electronic music) (dramatic music) – I bake. And I’m sad. (crying) (dramatic music) My great great grandparents started the Drigione Cafe many many moons ago. They had one pot and one pan and one oven. Not like me, I had so many customers. They used old authentic Sicilian baking techniques, no modern technologies. They grow […]

BDSM Food Porn Star – Mini-Mocks

– [Eden] Don’t play with your food is good advice, so I don’t play with mine, I dominate it. I’m Eden and I make BDSM food porn. People think this is just food play, but it’s more than that. I’m humiliating food to relish the power relationship I have with it. You like that you […]

FilterCopy | Every Person Who Can’t Cook

Stir fry veggies… Burmese curry… Avial with parotta! Hey Tanya, what did you get for the potluck? BREAD BUTTER! Mishra ji… please get these three items from the grocery shop: Aso-asa-foetida… bishop’s weed… and cumin seeds. Who are these people? Your friends? Look, Mishra ji: asafoetida! So why didn’t you say ‘jeera’, ‘hing’ and ‘ajwain’? […]

If Cooking Shows Were Even More Pretentious

(bright upbeat music) – [Man] Food is art and art is food and food is in fact art. – It’s a bit of a stereotype in the chef community that chefs are rude (beeping). (woman yelling) – Shut my nuts. (beeping) – Her restaurant wasn’t just food. It was a concept. – She really mixed […]