Scarlett Johansson And Stephen Exchange Holiday Cooking Tips

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. WE’RE BACK HERE WITH SCARLETT JOHANSSON, WHO IS THE STAR OF “MARRIAGE STORY “AND THE UPCOMING” BLACK WIDOW .” CHRISTMAS IS COMING. ARE YOU A CELEBRANT? DO YOU DO THE MEAL? DO YOU HAVE PEOPLE OVER?>>I’M COOKING THIS MEAL ALONE AGAIN.>>Stephen: YOU’RE COOKING A TURKEY FOR YOURSELF?>>IT WAS JUST THANKSGIVING!>>Stephen: OKAY. THANKSGIVING […]

Desi wife in kitchen be like..

Hello Shabnam!! Hello!! Yes! Yes! How are you? Yes, Javad! How are you doing? Yes, What are you doing? Yes! Yes! I’m just in the kitchen What’s that noise in the back? Just cooking some food! that’s just a wooden spoon! Since the noise was coming I thought what’s going on in the Kitchen? What […]

How to Cook Gill-to-Tail with Antonio Park

Getting Benched as a Cheerleader (ft. Rosebud Baker) – High School Fails

– I showed up for practice one day, I don’t wanna be there, somebody finally told me, “You don’t have the school spirit “to last on this squad.” (upbeat music) I’m Rosebud Baker, and this is the story of how I got benched as a cheerleader. So it’s freshman year, everybody’s got flip phones, everybody’s […]

The Tips Guy: Cream Puff Recipe

Making cream puffs is easy, easy as 1, 2 3! And you can do it too! You just need one whole stick of butter. You mix it with flour and it becomes that! Now mix four whole eggs, one by one or two by two or three and one- whatever you want. It will look […]

How to Give a Hate-Filled Blow Job – Sex Fails (feat. Rosebud Baker)

I’m Rosebud Baker and this is the story of how I learned to give the perfect hate blowjob. I grew up reading Cosmo articles. I don’t know who writes these articles. But they write about giving blowjobs like they’re locked in a basement and they got suck their way out. How to blow his [bleep] […]

As The Walls Close In, Donald Trump Is Clearly Losing It

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. FOLKS, DONALD TRUMP IS CLEARLY LOSING IT, AND HE DID NOT HAVE A SURPLUS OF “IT” TO BEGIN WITH. THE IMPEACHMENT VULTURES ARE CIRCLING, AND HE’S WORRIED, BECAUSE HE KNOWS THERE’S A LOT OF MEAT ON THAT BONE AND IT’S GETTING GAMEY. […]

Try Not To Laugh Challenge #15

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to another Try Not To Laugh Challenge.(here we go again) I’m gonna make another promise; that I can’t keep, and I’m gonna say that I’m a stone-cold bastard with ice in my soul and no joy in my face,(we believe you) and we’re gonna ignore the […]