FUNNY SCHOOL SUPPLY DIYS || How to Sneak Gummy Food in Class with 123 GO! GOLD!

oh I can’t see what I’m doing perfect this hair clip will do let me just pull my hair back and clip it right in there no oh major clip fail oh man seriously this just isn’t my day is it ooh sorry girl that’s a bummer if you ever have a classroom clip conundrum […]

How to Give a Hate-Filled Blow Job – Sex Fails (feat. Rosebud Baker)

I’m Rosebud Baker and this is the story of how I learned to give the perfect hate blowjob. I grew up reading Cosmo articles. I don’t know who writes these articles. But they write about giving blowjobs like they’re locked in a basement and they got suck their way out. How to blow his [bleep] […]

As The Walls Close In, Donald Trump Is Clearly Losing It

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. FOLKS, DONALD TRUMP IS CLEARLY LOSING IT, AND HE DID NOT HAVE A SURPLUS OF “IT” TO BEGIN WITH. THE IMPEACHMENT VULTURES ARE CIRCLING, AND HE’S WORRIED, BECAUSE HE KNOWS THERE’S A LOT OF MEAT ON THAT BONE AND IT’S GETTING GAMEY. […]

Sailor Brinkley-Cook Originally Said ‘No Way’ To Being On ‘Dancing With The Stars’

– Get this, first I call her to say, “Honey where are you?” ’cause I found out I was not gonna be dancing again. So I said, “Honey where are you right now?” She said, “I’m sitting on the runway in the plane, we’re about to take off to come cheer you on.” I said, […]

Dane Cook and Jimmy Compare Embarrassing Headshots

-Welcome back. I’m happy you’re here. How are you feeling? -It’s so good to be back. I feel great. -Yeah. -I feel — You know what? I feel great, but can I just — Can I get right into something that’s been on my mind lately? -Sure, of course. -I’m 47, Jimmy. And — Can […]

French Restaurant – Key & Peele

– GOD, THIS PLACE IS SO NICE. – THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF THE BEST FRENCH PLACES IN TOWN. – MM, I DID NOT REALIZE THAT YOU WERE SO CULTURED. – YOU’RE SWEET. MY FRENCH IS PRETTY GOOD, SO I CAN ORDER FOR BOTH OF US. – OOH. – IF YOU’D LIKE. – […]

Meghan Trainor Cut “Me Too” with Lizzo in the Kitchen

-Congratulations are in order, because you were just announced as a judge on “The Voice UK.” [ Cheers and applause ] -Thank you. -So, you are an artist putting out music. And I’m always fascinated by artists that are putting out music because there’s so much — We already talked about music earlier. They’re so […]

‘Downton Abbey’ Star Lesley Nicol Admits She’s Not The Best Cook | The Kelly Clarkson Show

– I’m gonna ask this first, because your co-stars had a lot of wardrobe mishaps. (laughs loudly) The banana-hammock might have been my favorite. (laughs) So have you had any? Did you have any on set? – Um, not really. The party people had more mishaps because they had very delicate fabrics and beautiful clothes. […]

Key & Peele – Stan Lee’s Superhero Pitch

– SO THE OTHER THING I’M THINKING IS MAYBE WITH THE PLASMA BOLTS, INSTEAD OF GOING THE TRADITIONAL WAY AND HAVING THEM ACTUALLY EMANATING FROM HIS HANDS, WHAT IF THEY CAME FROM HIS AURA? THEY JUST CAME– – UH, HE’S HERE. – OH, GOD. THANK YOU. GUYS, THIS IS SO EXCITING. MARVEL LEGEND STAN LEE […]