TikTok Recklessness, Team Trump’s Food Stamp Cuts & The Rise of Cosmic Crisp Apples | The Daily Show

TikTok. ADHD in app form. Kids these days use it for everything, from making jokes to sharing stories, and now even political activism. But now a new viral TikTok has some people wondering if there should be a limit. How much is social media a part of some kids’ lives? Well, in the case of […]

Stalking Your Ex’s Food Blog – Mekki Leeper – Stand-Up Featuring

Hi, everybody. I’m Mekki. I’m Moroccan. Most of my family still lives over there in Africa so I don’t know why I look like this, either. But– (audience laughs) Moroccans are supposed to be like really hot or something but every now and again they pop out looking like Logic. So– (audience laughs) That’s what […]

Getting Benched as a Cheerleader (ft. Rosebud Baker) – High School Fails

– I showed up for practice one day, I don’t wanna be there, somebody finally told me, “You don’t have the school spirit “to last on this squad.” (upbeat music) I’m Rosebud Baker, and this is the story of how I got benched as a cheerleader. So it’s freshman year, everybody’s got flip phones, everybody’s […]

Getting Broken Up With When You Have Food Poisoning – Josh Johnson

– So I’m gonna start off by saying I get broken up with a lot, all right? Usually by text message. And just so you know, if you do that, you’re bogus, all right? The most recent time I got broken up with in a text message, I had terrible food poisoning. All right, so […]

How to Give a Hate-Filled Blow Job – Sex Fails (feat. Rosebud Baker)

I’m Rosebud Baker and this is the story of how I learned to give the perfect hate blowjob. I grew up reading Cosmo articles. I don’t know who writes these articles. But they write about giving blowjobs like they’re locked in a basement and they got suck their way out. How to blow his [bleep] […]

Mastering Your Quinoa || Henry’s Kitchen

(soft music) – How many times has this happened to you? – A friend of yours asks if you can do some kind of favor and you really don’t wanna do it, but you say “OK, sure,” and you kind of hem and haw about it for a little bit and walk around saying, “How […]

100 Tips to Make Better Pasta || Henry’s Kitchen: Masterclass

(gentle music) – So apparently 50% of the world eats pasta two to three times a day and if you’re walking around with low energy or you’re hungry or you have irritability, weakness, trembling, diarrhea, sweating, chances are you’re eating bad pasta and I’m just gonna show you 100 very simple tips for how you […]

French Restaurant – Key & Peele

– GOD, THIS PLACE IS SO NICE. – THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF THE BEST FRENCH PLACES IN TOWN. – MM, I DID NOT REALIZE THAT YOU WERE SO CULTURED. – YOU’RE SWEET. MY FRENCH IS PRETTY GOOD, SO I CAN ORDER FOR BOTH OF US. – OOH. – IF YOU’D LIKE. – […]

How to Make a Protein-Heavy Meal Plan || Henry’s Kitchen: Masterclass

(soothing piano music) – Hey guys. Summertime’s over and it’s time to start bulking up for autumn, and what better way to do that than with my protein workout meal plan. It’s basically a protein workout meal plan and what you’re gonna be doing is, you’re gonna be eating the same thing for every meal, […]

Key & Peele – Stan Lee’s Superhero Pitch

– SO THE OTHER THING I’M THINKING IS MAYBE WITH THE PLASMA BOLTS, INSTEAD OF GOING THE TRADITIONAL WAY AND HAVING THEM ACTUALLY EMANATING FROM HIS HANDS, WHAT IF THEY CAME FROM HIS AURA? THEY JUST CAME– – UH, HE’S HERE. – OH, GOD. THANK YOU. GUYS, THIS IS SO EXCITING. MARVEL LEGEND STAN LEE […]