Key & Peele – Stan Lee’s Superhero Pitch

– SO THE OTHER THING I’M THINKING IS MAYBE WITH THE PLASMA BOLTS, INSTEAD OF GOING THE TRADITIONAL WAY AND HAVING THEM ACTUALLY EMANATING FROM HIS HANDS, WHAT IF THEY CAME FROM HIS AURA? THEY JUST CAME– – UH, HE’S HERE. – OH, GOD. THANK YOU. GUYS, THIS IS SO EXCITING. MARVEL LEGEND STAN LEE […]

Patton Oswalt – Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time – Supermarket Depression

THE LAST TIME IT GOT ME WAS PRETTY CLEVER. I’LL GIVE IT CREDIT. IT WAS A TUESDAY, LIKE 11:00 IN THE MORNING. AND I WENT TO A GROCERY STORE NEAR MY HOUSE. SO, JUST GET THAT VISUAL IN YOUR HEAD. IT’S A GROCERY STORE, 11:00 A.M. ON A WEEKDAY — LIKE SIX OTHER PEOPLE IN […]

Dane Cook – Working at Burger King

FIRST JOB I HAD. BURGER KING. [woman laughs] [mocks laugh] [laughter] I’LL COME UP THERE, MA’AM. MY BROTHER GOT ME THE JOB TOO. MY BROTHER GOT ME THE JOB. MM-HMM. HE WAS THE MANAGER, AND HE GOT ME THE JOB. YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE COOL, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE HE’S MY BRO, BUT HE WAS […]

Drunk History – James Cook Returns to Hawaii

AND GOES, LIKE, HEY, EVERYBODY. I’M BACK. AND THEY’RE LIKE, OH, YOU’RE–WHY ARE YOU BACK? COOK IS JUST LIKE, NOW AS YOUR GOD, I DEMAND YOU TO FIX MY BOAT. MY BOAT GOT BROKE. NOW YOU GOT TO FIX MY BOAT. FIX MY BROKE BOAT. AND SO EVERYBODY IN HAWAII IS JUST LIKE, NO, BRAH. […]

Drunk History – James Cook Returns to Hawaii

AND GOES, LIKE,HEY, EVERYBODY. I'M BACK. AND THEY'RE LIKE,OH, YOU'RE–WHY ARE YOU BACK? COOK IS JUST LIKE,NOW AS YOUR GOD, I DEMAND YOU TO FIX MY BOAT. MY BOAT GOT BROKE. NOW YOU GOT TO FIX MY BOAT.FIX MY BROKE BOAT. AND SO EVERYBODY IN HAWAIIIS JUST LIKE, NO, BRAH. NOT EVEN. – LET'S DO […]

The GOP Still Hasn't Figured Out Health Care: The Daily Show

But let's move on,ladies and gentlemen, to the one thing Paul Ryanspends more time on than his biceps– Obamacare. Since its very inception,Paul Ryan has had one goal. We really have a problem withthe direction of these bills, and we have offered principled,alternative bills. We're going to doeverything we can to try to repeal and […]

Dane Cook – Working at Burger King

Bill Burr – Maintaining a Healthy Level of Awareness – The Jim Jefferies Show

my guest tonight is a stand-up comedian and the creator of Netflix animated sitcom f is for family his Monday morning podcast can be heard every week on the all things comedy Network arguably one of the greatest comedians of any generation please welcome Bill burr I want that guy in my house telling people […]