Dane Cook – Working at Burger King

FIRST JOB I HAD. BURGER KING. [woman laughs] [mocks laugh] [laughter] I’LL COME UP THERE, MA’AM. MY BROTHER GOT ME THE JOB TOO. MY BROTHER GOT ME THE JOB. MM-HMM. HE WAS THE MANAGER, AND HE GOT ME THE JOB. YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE COOL, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE HE’S MY BRO, BUT HE WAS […]

The Kel Mitchell Guide to Chicago Cuisine – Cooler by the Lake – South Side Aftershow

– Just thick enough to make you think it’s actually bulletproof, but I think they’re just saying it. – Nah, that’s just glass. (laughing) – Yeah, it’s just regular like glass. – That’s when you know the food gone be fire though. They’re protecting something in there. And you got to know what it is. […]

Antoni Porowski – Celebrating Food as a Love Language with “Antoni in the Kitchen” | The Daily Show

Thank you for having me. So good to finally have you on the show, um, as a fan of what you do on Queer Eye, as a fan of your cooking. I’ve been lucky enough to taste your cooking, and then when I heard you were coming out with a cookbook, I was like, this […]

Going to Chuck E. Cheese on Acid & A Tax for Hot People – This Week at the Comedy Cellar

(crowd laughing softly) – I saw that we decriminalized weed in New York. (crowd whistles and cheers) (clapping) I do feel like, though, we should stop calling olive weed, weed. (crowd laughing) And now we have like eight levels of weed deeper than anyone has ever had before. That needs a new name. You know, […]

Key & Peele – Gideon’s Kitchen

– DREW, COME FORWARD. – YES, CHEF. THIS IS A CHICKEN QUICHE WITH CREMINI MUSHROOMS, BABY SPINACH, AND FETA CHEESE. – UNBELIEVABLE. WELL, DREW, I HAVE A HUGE PROBLEM WITH THIS DISH. [dramatic thud] IT’S THAT YOU HAVEN’T MADE IT FOR ME SOONER. [upbeat music] – THANK YOU, CHEF. – BECAUSE IF YOU HAD, DREW, […]

Drunk History – James Cook Returns to Hawaii

AND GOES, LIKE, HEY, EVERYBODY. I’M BACK. AND THEY’RE LIKE, OH, YOU’RE–WHY ARE YOU BACK? COOK IS JUST LIKE, NOW AS YOUR GOD, I DEMAND YOU TO FIX MY BOAT. MY BOAT GOT BROKE. NOW YOU GOT TO FIX MY BOAT. FIX MY BROKE BOAT. AND SO EVERYBODY IN HAWAII IS JUST LIKE, NO, BRAH. […]

Tony Baker (Try Not To Laugh) Vol 16 😂

come on down click squat what up what up what up shit boy duck mr. Ross we are in the clutch A Beka shop was another feature you feels I've been dancing since I came out through mommy that's what you did man his mother but to do a Tony Beck I know you see […]

How Did They Survive with No Food? – Alternatino

[eerie piano music] ♪ ♪ – Oh, my God.[radio static crackles] We found the crash siteof the rugby team. There are survivors. Assessing the damage.We'll send coordinates. – Hello, men. I'm rescue worker Smith. This is rescue worker Ruiz. – Hey. – We're gonna get youoff this mountain. Now, we need to assessthe situation. I […]

We Became The Ultimate Grill Masters…

grilling is an art form one might say it takes a special type of skill a special type of dad to achieve grilling is an ability one is born with one does not simply learn how to grill it has to be in your blood in your lifeline in your soul I come from a […]

How the 4th of July Came to Be – A Cowboy Explains

Howdy, I'm an American cowboy. I'm here to tell youa little story about the birthof a place called America. It all started when a bunchof the coolest guys in England decided they weren'tgoing to speak in that condescendingBritish accent anymore, so they got on a bunch of boatsand sailed for many miles, which is how […]