How to Give a Hate-Filled Blow Job – Sex Fails (feat. Rosebud Baker)

I’m Rosebud Baker and this is the story of how I learned to give the perfect hate blowjob. I grew up reading Cosmo articles. I don’t know who writes these articles. But they write about giving blowjobs like they’re locked in a basement and they got suck their way out. How to blow his [bleep] […]

As The Walls Close In, Donald Trump Is Clearly Losing It

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. FOLKS, DONALD TRUMP IS CLEARLY LOSING IT, AND HE DID NOT HAVE A SURPLUS OF “IT” TO BEGIN WITH. THE IMPEACHMENT VULTURES ARE CIRCLING, AND HE’S WORRIED, BECAUSE HE KNOWS THERE’S A LOT OF MEAT ON THAT BONE AND IT’S GETTING GAMEY. […]

Mastering Your Quinoa || Henry’s Kitchen

(soft music) – How many times has this happened to you? – A friend of yours asks if you can do some kind of favor and you really don’t wanna do it, but you say “OK, sure,” and you kind of hem and haw about it for a little bit and walk around saying, “How […]

100 Tips to Make Better Pasta || Henry’s Kitchen: Masterclass

(gentle music) – So apparently 50% of the world eats pasta two to three times a day and if you’re walking around with low energy or you’re hungry or you have irritability, weakness, trembling, diarrhea, sweating, chances are you’re eating bad pasta and I’m just gonna show you 100 very simple tips for how you […]

Linguine & Clams with Chef Steve Martorano

Liz Lemon Loves Food – 30 Rock (Mashup)

-Frank, tell your mother the truth, ’cause living a lie will eat you up inside. Like that parasite I got from eating sushi on Amtrak. ♪♪ Wanna see me shotgun this? ♪♪ -Oh, God. She means the pizza. -♪ Workin’ on my night cheese ♪ -I want to send my driver into Manhattan to pick […]

Cooking with your Parents – Foil Arms and Hog

Oisín What? Help me in the kitchen. I am up to my eyes. Ah do I have to? Yes. You do have to. Use exact measurements Oisín. Follow the recipe to the letter. Well how much do I add? A handful will do. What? A heaped tea-spoon. A dollop. A scoop. A pinch. A lug. […]

Dane Cook and Jimmy Compare Embarrassing Headshots

-Welcome back. I’m happy you’re here. How are you feeling? -It’s so good to be back. I feel great. -Yeah. -I feel — You know what? I feel great, but can I just — Can I get right into something that’s been on my mind lately? -Sure, of course. -I’m 47, Jimmy. And — Can […]