One Direction – Kiss You Parody!! Key Of Awesome #67

One Direction – Kiss You Parody!! Key Of Awesome #67


ZAYN
Oh I’m just tryin’ to make it to the beauty
salon Get out of my way I gotta get my nails done Gonna get my eye brows threaded then
then I’ll get a funky skunky stripe put on my head HARRY
Oh Peeka-peeka-boo where did I come from?
Looks like he gave birth to me from his skunk bum LIAM
Hey fellas could you stop the bike up at the light
l think I’m feelin’ motorcycle sick DIRECTOR
You’re not as cute
as these other two So let’s just move you there
Now mince about, and act as though you’re having fun NIALL
He only gives us one
di rec tion DIRECTOR
Now run from the waaaaaaaaaaaave ZAYN
I need more Hair Spraaaaaaaaay LIAM
This wanker is a
sad old man LOUIS
He’s got us dressed like
old man bands 1D
Can we take a breaaaaaaaak DIRECTOR
No bloody waaaaaay
Now put on your swimsuits LIAM
Aw C’mon. We’re quite pasty NIALL
We’ve yet to develop muscles ZAYN
Oooh This one director won’t ever let us leave DIRECTOR
You can leave as soon as you hit puberty ZAYN
Come on mate, its cold in here look over here.
Harry’s crying frozen tears LIAM
He’s dead NIALL
Well they tell us we’re like Elvis back when he was a kid I hope we don’t die on the toilet like he did
Someone let me off the ride, I’m dying inside DIRECTOR
This is the worlds smallest violin
Lets have you twoooo Remove those sailor suits
and dress like prostitutes, yeah ZAYN
The saddest part is we’re not getting
paid that much LIAM
They never even buy us lunch
and that’s not faaaaaaaaair ZAYN
How is my HAAAAAIR? DIRECTOR
Now put on these assless chaps
I bought them at the Assless Gap Let’s do 50 Shaaaaaaades
of Graaaaay and let him hit you
Here’s a tissue
I just tricked you I made you sniff glue
Now let me fist you
Ha ha ha ha I’m just kidding Just checking if you were listening
Let’s go hillbiilly hand fishing Now lets do the ending from Broke
Back Mountain HARRY
I think I’m starting to have fun DIRECTOR
Try to make him staaaaay
and that’s when you say HARRY AND LOUIS
I wish I could quit you

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