My Drunk Kitchen: Pizza Cake ft. The Try Guys! (Part Two… Zach!)

My Drunk Kitchen: Pizza Cake ft. The Try Guys! (Part Two… Zach!)


– And now next, our
natural next guest, Zach. – Hi. Overshot that a little bit. Hey Hannah. – Hey Zach! – It’s so lovely to be here. I’ve dreamt about this
kitchen for years and it’s exactly what I
thought it would look like. – Really? – No, it’s different, you moved. – I did. (laughs) Zach, everyone’s getting
a chance to do this. Give me your best boo-boop, baby. – Boo-Boop (cap hits the floor) – Execution, man. – I feel like your boo-boop’s
all about the energy. You crash through a room like… – Oh my God. Give me your best boo-boop. – Boo-Boop – Ooh Okay, out of the two boo-boops
I’ve seen, it’s pretty good. – Not much competition. I’ll take a little bit. – Zach… – I’m a lightweight I’m not
gonna pretend that I’m not. So I was trying to pay
attention during Ned’s but oh my God what just happened? – We don’t need this. – [Keith] Oh my God, Ned! – So, first and foremost, cheers. Zach I have to say that
you are so small and cute. I think I have this jacket. – You know I actually loaned
this to your girlfriend once for an event. – Ha! What a disturbing intimacy. – Yeah she may have worn this when you guys came home together. (glass shattering) – You know once I saw
this video on the internet it was called “Why aren’t we dating?” So I don’t know when
or where that was made. So I thought like maybe
a couple months in. – I’ve known your girlfriend for so long. We went to college together, we knew each other after college. She got me my job. – I hope that’s the only kind. – [Try Guys] Whoa! – Guys it’s a spicy show! – We’ve always gotten along. – You and me? – Yeah. Don’t worry. – You’ve been waiting to
get me on camera to be like “Hey you want to date with
my (bleep) girlfriend?” – [Keith] Oh shit, Elle is back! – Hello! I know that you have quite
a handful of food allergies. – It’s like what can I
eat, is the real question. Can’t eat dairy. Red peppers just like rushes
through me, flowing through. Beets, randomly, feels
like a little man is just stabbing me in the stomach. – Really? – Mhmm. – Wait a minute am I allergic to beets? Are you Ashkenazi? – Yes. – Oh my God. – We’re a resilient but weak people. – My stomach often is in pain. – Yes, do you eat cheese? – I eat all sorts of things, yeah. But it’s like I have a knife
in my body periodically, every day. – How ’bout the poops? – The boobs? – The poops.
– Well you know, give or take. – Not good. – I know, not great. – You know we don’t
talk about how we poop. If I can use this platform for a moment, you don’t realize your
poops aren’t normal until you stop and think about it. You shouldn’t be in pain when
you poop every single day. Pay attention to what you’re eating. – So how did you figure this stuff out? – I did a lot of blood
tests, I had to do a ton of elimination diets. So I had a month where I
just couldn’t eat anything. I’m talking like, couldn’t eat
chicken, couldn’t eat eggs, couldn’t eat soy, couldn’t
eat dairy, couldn’t eat nuts. Like only specific types of nuts. It was like every single food
in the world I couldn’t eat. And then I slowly reintroduced them. And then any time one of them
made me feel like I wanted to curl over and die like
oh that one I can’t eat. – What a brave journey you’ve taken. – It’s really… – Good for you! Do you feel like you have
more life in you now that you don’t hurt every day? – Yeah cutting out dairy has been one of the best things I’ve ever done. So let’s make a four layer pizza so I have no choice but to eat the dairy. – Well you do always have a choice. I don’t want you to hurt. – I wasn’t comforted until
you put both your hands on my hand and I’m like yeah,
she’s taking care of me. – I could..yeah.. I take care. There it is. So, pizza sauce, will it kill you? – Uh no, pizza sauce I can do. – Great love it. – Just lather it on. Oh I should tell you, I
am the worst cook ever. I don’t cook anything. – You know I do recall a
certain video about bread. – Yeah, oh you ate it. – Let’s take a look via this card. – I’m so sorry about that by the way. What’s happening here? Did you forget some PAM spray? – No I forgot nothing. Here’s what I found in pizza cake making. Take the bottom part that you have ripped from the parchment paper. See how this is textured? And flip it over so
effectively you’re using the top of the bagel as the bottom. – Aesthetics are important. – Mhmm. – May I? – Yeah. Uh I love it. Okay so next we do pizza sauce. Put a little bit right there. See, grab the spoon. Take this spoon. – ♪ Oh my love, my darling ♪ That was good. – ♪ I hunger for our lunch
that won’t hurt my stomach ♪ – 70% of my time with
Hannah is spent at Karoke. Like it’s actually weird to
see you without a microphone. – I agree. Also, there’s one right there. This is a video for the internet. Okay, I love it, I love what
you’re doing with the pizza. The style, I love the spread,
it’s good it’s good it’s good. – I’ve got a low bar set
and I am going to hop it. – I have to say Zach,
that for someone who has so many severe allergies… – No one can stop me. – You’re not a wet blanket at all. It’s like oh my God what
an unexpected delight. You have significantly
improved my evening. – Thank you. – Yes, own that dude! Do you know how many
people out there are like, “Hey everybody here’s my discomfort.” – Tons – Tons – Countless Cheers to you man, for always
thinking about the group. – A toast to the group.
– A toast to the group. And also to your… – Feeble body.
– May it live and prosper. – May it continue to putter along. – No, no, live and prosper. Look I am 5’3″, I always say 5’4″ but I’m 5’3″ – Holy shit is this a My
Drunk Kitchen exclusive? – Yeah it is a My Drunk Kitchen exclusive. – Are we Oprahing this shit? – I’m 120 pounds.
– I’m down to cry, I love it. It’s Friday night, let’s cry. – I’m small but you know what? I’ve got big dreams. – I kind of miss Ned’s hurricane energy. – Meow – I kind of want… – What’s the next ingredient you crave? Turkey pepperoni? – I love turkey pepperoni. I want to say this on the
record, turkeys are dumb. We should eat all of them. Because they’re dumber than other animals and they’re delicious. Take a wooden turkey head,
just a head and levitate it. And male turkeys will try to
(bleep) the invisible turkey. Let’s eat them all. – [Keith] Yeah… I’ve been there. – Dude that’s why… (laughs) Sadly, there’s no broccoli. – There’s broccoli right here. – Just kidding. Okay let’s rinse it,
so here you can grab… – Do we have to wash it?
I love the taste of… – [Keith] Ants – E-coli? – E-coli (laughs) – Broccoli! – What a cute colander. It’s like a little sunflower. You know I was going to
apologize for Ned but now I feel like I gotta
apologize for myself. – You know we all feel that
way after My Drunk Kitchen. That’s the joy and the terror – Broccoli I got these little dumb
broccoli poops all over my hand – That’s okay. – ♪ Oh my love ♪ – Our second Ghost reference – Like and subscribe – Say it again. – Like and subscribe – You know we’re both
Youtubers let me level with you – Yeah – You been doing polls on your videos? – I don’t know what those are. – You don’t know what those are? Do you? Okay, turkey pepperoni, that
is beautiful and very different I noticed you don’t have any
funfetti on it which is great – You know I’m trying to
add some health into here. I’m trying to be conscious. I know my friends have a big day tomorrow So, turkey, better base broccoli. You gotta get those (fart) farts out. Nutrition, important. – Poo poo – I didn’t wash my hands, we
wash our hands before we cook? – Yes – [Keith] Nobody has so far! – I have. – [Keith] Well, we haven’t. – Ughh. Here use this. (grunts) It’s pooping. Maybe less guttural. I think we got it! Unexpectedly sensual. Yeah, good job buddy. Good job good job, very good very good. Keith. – That’s me, I’m Keith. – Okay, we should adjust. – What do we need to adjust for? – Just zoom it out. Anyone?

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