I recorded this song while getting a massage I spent the past several months hiding in my Gagarage
Since I’ve been gone others have tried to claim the Gaga Crown
When Miley tries to be me she looks like a slutty clown
Now lets try on some bras with claws and balls I’m digging through my closet tryin’ to find
an outfit Cus I can’t decide what to wear for this video
Gaga LaCage aux folles Montage!
What if I dressed up like a bug That’s not your best look Or stand naked behind Doug I have to go to work There’s nothing covering my butt That’s not a new thing Maybe I should call up Tim Gunn What are you doing? D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E Is this a spelling bee? That skirt’s not making it work. Don’t twerk! R-S-T-L-N-E Quit playing Scrabble, please.
You’ll get no more help from Tim Gunn. I’m done Sometimes my lyrics are unintellegible What? Because I put emphasis on
On wrong syllable Ooooh I like to read Dean Koontz and Dean Koontz likes to read to me You shouldn’t be bragging He’s not that good I was once full of shit now, now I think shit
is full of me Check out my pixel bra bra bra bra
Hotter than menapause pause Give me gagapplause plause plause
Hey, everybody stop and dancing and cheer for me
cus I’m your boss ba boss ba boss. Do it This is song is better than Roar That song is so dumb Katy Perry freaking sucks She had work done Here comes a spoiler alert I am GA-GOD
Watch the church get all butthurt And I’m Gaga-Claus P-E-R-E-Z- I-F- -U-R- -R-E-A-D-I-N-G
T-H-I-S- I- H-A-T-E- Y-O-U-R- A-S-S- F-A-C-E Triple word score. I won