La bouffe – Cyprien

La bouffe – Cyprien


I don’t get how someone called “fruits de mer” (seafood), fruits de mer if there has to be one thing that doesn’t look like a fruit, it must be this someone, somewhere thought : Ah, it looks a bit like a pear… really With the.. propo… the color ! No I think I have a little problem with food I can not feed myself properly I always have the “do I order or do I cook” dilemma …usually solved pretty quickly… Okay… pizza Those dishes have been there since 2008 But I still hope, deep inside, that someday… Oh my god, it washed itself ! THIS, is totally impossible, dishes don’t wash themselves… but we can still dream That’s so awesome ! to celebrate : Pizza ! I also have some troubles throwing food away, I don’t know why I keep some old dishes completely rotten in my fridge They began mutating and stuff… it’s so creepy Cyprien, hello, it’s the lasagna oh… okay but the worst in the rotten things that exists, is the milk Did you ever drink, did you ever taste rotten milk It simply is the most disgusting thing on this planet See, I don’t even dare to try it anymore, to see if it’s still good or not So I developed a little strategy Oh, hi honey, want some milk ? Here okay, not good So if I only order food, that’s also because… well it’s simply, because I’m not good in a kitchen actually, I’m worst than “not good” I probably am the only guy able to fail at cooking pasta water ! shit, that’s right, water Even better, I am even able to fail at cooking microwave dishes uh ? where’s my fork ? Oh… Right, I left it in the micr… Do not hesitate to share my video on Facebook and to join my page And go on Cyprien.fr to see the rest of my videos… and I’ll offer you a pizza Nice

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