Key & Peele – Gideon’s Kitchen

Key & Peele – Gideon’s Kitchen


– DREW, COME FORWARD.
– YES, CHEF.
THIS IS A CHICKEN QUICHE
WITH CREMINI MUSHROOMS,
BABY SPINACH,
AND FETA CHEESE. – UNBELIEVABLE. WELL, DREW, I HAVE
A HUGE PROBLEM WITH THIS DISH. [dramatic thud] IT’S THAT YOU HAVEN’T
MADE IT FOR ME SOONER. [upbeat music]
– THANK YOU, CHEF. – BECAUSE IF YOU HAD,
DREW, THEN I WOULD KNOW HOW GOOD YOU ARE
AT COOKING FOOD THAT’S BAD. [dramatic thud,
suspenseful music] – I’M SORRY, CHEF. – AND WHEN I SAY, “BAD,”
I MEAN, MICHAEL JACKSONBAD.[upbeat music]
– THANK YOU, CHEF. – YOU KNOW HOW HE LOOKED
REALLY, REALLY BAD AT THE END OF HIS LIFE?
[dramatic thud] – CHEF, I’M SORRY. I DON’T KNOW IF YOU
LIKE THE DISH OR NOT. – YOU DON’T KNOW
IF I LIKE THE DISH OR NOT? WELL,
LET’S PUT IT THIS WAY. PACK YOUR [bleep] KNIVES,
GET OUT, YOU’RE OFF THE SHOW. – SORRY, CHEF. – BECAUSE YOU SHOULD
BE WORKING IN THE FINEST RESTAURANT
IN THE WORLD. [upbeat music]
– THANK YOU, CHEF. – JUST NOT ANY WORLD
THAT I LIVE IN. [dramatic thud]
– SORRY, CHEF. – BECAUSE, FRANKLY DREW,
I’M JEALOUS OF YOU. – THANK YOU, CHEF. – AND YOUR ABILITY
TO NOT GIVE A [bleep] ABOUT WHAT YOU COOK. THIS IS NOT FIT
FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION. NO, THIS SHOULD BE EATEN
BY A HIGHER LIFE-FORM WITH A MORE COMPLEX PALATE,
BUT ALSO AN ALTRUISTIC DRIVE TO SAVE HUMANITY
FROM DISHES LIKE THIS. JOKING. NOT!
YOU DESERVE TO DIE! AAH! SO YOU WON’T HAVE TO ENDURE
A LIFE IN WHICH YOU WILL NEVER EXCEED WHAT
YOU HAVE ACHIEVED HERE TODAY. [upbeat music] ♪ – THANK YOU, CHEF. – IN CONCLUSION…EH.

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