Kevin Farley Talks Comedy on the Road While Decorating Cookies | Treat Yourself | Allrecipes.com

Kevin Farley Talks Comedy on the Road While Decorating Cookies | Treat Yourself | Allrecipes.com


– Hi everybody, I’m Kevin Farley and I’m gonna decorate this here cookie to look exactly like me, I think. Maybe we’ll start with some white frosting ’cause I’m white. I don’t have any
confidence in this at all. You might recognize my voice from some of the characters on F is for Family. I love that show, it’s a really good show. Bill Burr is one of the
most talented guys ever. Oh, Bill is an angry man. Yeah, he’s not dangerous angry, he’s just kind of grump angry. You don’t want Bill not angry,
’cause he’s not as funny. So if you see Bill, just get him angry. No, Bill is actually a very nice person. He’s just that’s kind of his act. We’ll put my hair on right now. A lot of people think
I’m strawberry blonde but I’m blonde, but I’m actually gray now. Maybe we’d put some white
sparkles for the gray. I’ve been doing standup since 2012. Before that I was an improv artist, if you wanna call it art. And then I switched to
standup in 2012 and I love it, especially when they’re not laughing. But I have told some bad jokes and that doesn’t really go over
very well with the audience. So I tend to have heart
palpitations and sweat, and then I usually just sit
in the silence for a long time which is kind of off-putting
for the audience too. At almost every show, there’s
somebody that yells out, “Why are you up there, you’re
not at funny as your brother, “please leave the stage,
you’ve offended me.” It’s really nice stuff. I’m gonna put a bow tie on myself. Lots of my stuff is just stories. I always wondered why most
ghosts are from the 1800s. Why can’t it be a guy
with an iPad that said, “I got hit by a train
last night,” you know? I’m gonna give myself a banana nose, ’cause it’s not really small. I’ll maybe I’ll give it two bananas. I look pretty crazy right now. I’ll give myself a smile. If you saw Adam Sandler host SNL recently, you saw a tribute to my brother, which was a great song that Adam wrote. It was just an honor that he did that. I’ll be coming out with a new
documentary also about Chris. It’s gonna be about his
life, about our family, and SNL and everything. There’s a lot of great
stories about Chris. I remember he bought a jet boat one time and then we took my
mom out in the jet boat and it was a really wavy day out. He gunned it, ’cause he wanted
to see how fast it went. We caught air (laughs). My mom luckily didn’t fall out, but it was funny and we laughed. I laughed so hard I almost wet my pants. That was just a good
memory, I always remember that memory of just getting the jet boat off the air like that,
and my mom kinda like suspended in midair. Okay, so this is my cookie. Looks exactly like me, can’t you tell? All right, I’m gonna start another cookie. I’m gonna tell you about my podcast, which is Kevin Farley On The Road. Basically, it’s me talking
about my time on the road ’cause you meet a lot
of people on the road and you meet a lot of comics
on the road, you know. Sometimes you find
people and they’re trying to make a career out of it, you know, and they got a couple kids
at home and it’s tough. So I interview some of
those guys on the road. The theme of this cookie
is my scrambled brain. This is kind of like how I
think of the world (laughs). Cheers. Mmm, good. Really good. (laughs)

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