GLEE feat. Michael Jackson: The Key of Awesome #29 Super Bowl Parody

GLEE feat. Michael Jackson: The Key of Awesome #29 Super Bowl Parody


Hey Johnny. What are you up to? I’m just watching this dumb glee club show while I wait for extreme cat hoarders to come on. Glee? I heard that it’s brilliant. And now, an all Michael Jackson episode of Glee. Hey, that’s me! I know. So then all you have to do to add the text is just click here and you can type whatever you’d like. Now, Will. I’m with John Stamos now. I can’t just be starting something with you. But I… I wanna be starting something. I’ve got to be starting something. But I don’t want to be starting something. Well, I’ve got to be starting something… with you. Don’t waste your time… because the Asian girl is mine. I’m looking at a man in the mirror. There’s some things a surgeon can’t erase. Oh Finn… I don’t even know why you’re with me. I’m with you because… you knock me off of my feet now, baby! Make it stop! Sounds like a dang robot. When they say “why, why”, I tell ’em that it’s human nature. Die, die! ’Cause you’re different and gay! I like dressing this way. Hey you! Leave him alone! Leave the gay kid alone! Leave him alone! Leave my gay son alone! Hey jerkface… stop throwing Slurpee cups around! Foiled again by choreography… I got one question for you, Sue… Why are you always trying to step on our toes? You’ve got a sick obsession with your cheerios! Well, you dress like Mr. Rogers and you’ve got a jewfro, so beat it! No, you beat it! I’ve gotta put a stop to this atrocity! I was restin’ in peace… ’til I saw something evil goin’ on. I had to come back to stop you dogs from ruining my songs. I’d plug my ears… but nothin’ can erase the sound you put there. Then came the tears. I can’t believe my family sold my work. Jermaine, you’re a jerk! This show is awful… it hurts my head. It makes me want to kill myself, but I’m already dead. This show is awful… I’m so pissed. This is your final warning, so just stop it… Cease and desist… I’d like to sing a song about how this whole experience has made me feel. I fell into a burning ring of fire… Oh, damnit!

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