– [Both] Bacon is good for me. – Bacon is the best. – I was born for bacon. – I don’t actually like bacon. (screech) – Who the (bleep) doesn’t like bacon? – I’m so so on sushi. – I don’t think sushi
can be improved by bacon. – I actually expect this to be bad. – What? – Just grab it, you don’t have the skills. – OK, and this looks
like a McDonalds’ bacon. – It’s so good. – I’m not into it. – I’m happy. – Might have ruined bacon
for me a little bit. – It’s like a breakfast sushi roll. It’s pretty good. – The sushi overpowers the bacon. – It certainly doesn’t need it. – (bleep) – I’m into that. – This might be very weird. – Ooh, that smells really good. – It does look like maple syrup. – Oh man, this is scary. – Eweew. – Smoother, but it’s not,
like, the flavor of bacon. – The fat really dulls
the flavor of everything. – Little trendy for me. – Oh, I only eat bananas
to be a good person. – I love bananas. – Umm, that kinda smells
like, like breakfast. Kinda smells like pancakes. – I figure this is gonna
taste like (bleep). – [Guy] Yeah.
– [Gal] Umm hmm. – [Guy] Yep.
– [Gal] Umm hmm. – Oh, this is so good. – This is genius. – It’s getting the whole tongue. – It’s sweet and salty. – Yeah. – It has that umami thing going on. – There isn’t enough of this in the world. – I’d do that. – Like at the end of most drunk nights, I just wanna make bacon anyway. – Cheers. – Ooh, that is good. – You taste it when you breathe out? – It’s like, makes it
just easier to drink. – It’s putting hair on my chest. – It makes it more
special than the average Friday night whiskey. – This is making me question everything. – Life’s got you down, just take a swig from that big whiskey. – If you’re willin’ to get drunk, why not get drunk off bacon? – I’m drunk already. – [Both] I like it, I love
it, I’ll eat some more of it. – [Guy in blue] Bacon. I just want you to know
this is a very special time in my life, and I’m
just so glad I can be sharing it with you. – [Girl in black] Are you falling in love? – [Guy in blue] Yeah, I am in love. With bacon. I’m in love with bacon. – Bacon love.